I have so many things to talk about, it’s overwhelming! My choice is to tell a hilarious story about a girl named Jacque, her friend Elise, and the giant mountain named Abetone.
One day, Jacque and Elise decided to learn to ski. So they spent four hours in ski school on the giant mountain Abetone’s bunny slopes with their ski instructor, Julia. Julia taught them to ski on the bunny slopes, and because Jacque and Elise were so good, she was going to take them up the mountain to try something bigger than the bunny slopes that they had mastered (yeah, right!). But, there were other people in the ski school group who were a bit nervous still on the bunny slopes, so Julia decided that she needed to keep Elise and Jacque on the bunny slopes with the rest of the group. At 4:00 pm, when ski lessons were over, Jacque, Elise, and their friend Travis decided to go up the big mountain Abetone. They climbed up the hill and got on the big ski lift, thinking it would be a fairly quick trip. Ten minutes later, and much panicking later, they realized that they might have made a bad decision. After discussing their options (”Maybe if I cry, we could get them to let us ride back down on the lift,” “We can just snow plow the whole way, we’ll totally be ok,” etc.,) Jacque and Elise decide to go down the mountain Abetone. They start out just wonderfully, falling when they need to slow down, and waving around frantically the rest of the time. Then Jacque kind of lost control, and took the right fork where Travis took the left one. Elise saw Jacque and decided to follow her. Later, they found out that Travis tried telling them that they needed to go the other way, but they didn’t hear him, so they went on their merry way. Quite soon, it became apparent that the hill was too steep, so they made a decision to go down on their rear ends. For about a mile. For about an hour and a half. Yes. They made that decision.
And it even gets better! Once we got to the end of the hill, we thought our adventure was finished, but it turns out we were at the bottom of the mountain in a different town! We went to a store and found a beautiful woman who spoke a bit of english, and found out there weren’t taxis running or busses, so our only option was to walk. Uphill, in our ski boots, carrying our skis, after skiing all day, after sliding down a hill on our rear ends for an hour and a half… Fortunately, Laura called our hotel for us and asked for Robbie and Kyle, neither of whom were there, but she still arranged something (we weren’t sure what). We bought some Spuma (Tuscan soda) and a sucker, and waited on a bench out front. Elise and I couldn’t stop laughing… I mean, you can’t make this stuff up!
After we’d been sitting for a couple of minutes, drinking our Spuma and eating my sucker, an Italian woman pulled up and started talking to us in Italian, waving her keys around and pointing at her car. We’re not allowed to drive here though, and I really wasn’t sure what she was talking about. Then Laura came out of the store and talked to her in Italian and they all went back inside- Elise and I were totally confused the whole time. We sat back down, and then Robbie and the ski woman drove up and I burst into tears! I was laughing the whole time, but crying because it was such a relief to see Robbie, someone who spoke English and Italian, who loved me, and who was a piece of home. I don’t know that I’ve ever been so happy to see anyone in my whole life. He was laughing, and we were laughing, and we just had a grand old time!! We got back to our town, got our shoes, got some hot chocolate, then faced the rest of our group, who laughed too.
Needless to say, I had quite an adventure skiing in the beautiful mountains of Italy. I hope that all of you have had a wonderful week!! We leave for Southern Italy on Monday, but I’ll try to post tomorrow!
